Tugger Moral Coin
 
Carry chaos in your pocket.
 
The Tugger Moral Coin isn’t just a chunk of metal—it’s a reminder that some heroes run toward the fight… and some run straight to Miss Ling Ling's Massage Parlor. Inspired by the unspoken mascots of the military’s weirdest traditions, this double-sided morale coin celebrates the infamous Miss Ling Ling—she will always love your money.
 
Crafted with rugged detail and a cheeky edge, this coin is meant for the real ones. Toss it to make decisions. Flash it to earn a laugh. Or keep it close to remember: when motivation is low, some guys just tug through it.
 
Size: 3” diameter
Warning: NSFW if your chain of command has no sense of humor.