Listen up, you nasty fk. Just because you’re in the field doesn’t mean you have to smell like a rotting footlocker. The Wash Your Ass Bar is here to scrub the filth off your war-ravaged body without leaving you smelling like a fking flower shop. No scent, no bullsh*t—just a hard-hitting, grime-destroying bar of soap that gets the job done.
 
• Unscented – Won't smell like a walking Yankee Candle getting devoued by every creeping, crawling ass biter in the field. 
• Built for Grunts, Not Princesses – Strips away dirt, sweat, and bad decisions.
• Cold-Processed & Long-Lasting – Because you never know when your next shower will be.
 
Field ops, deployments, or just being a lazy bastard at home—no excuses. Wash your ass, you filthy animal.
 
 
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